Bad Romance choreo
by Kyle Hanagami/Brandon Dumlao
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”
“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don’t exercise at all.”
“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”“Forty-four,” she replied.
Awwww dayum….I was about to use her for an example
well damn

(via tricksignage)
I need this so when I punch somebody in the face when they look in the mirror they’ll remember NOT to F@#! wit me……..
(via fuckyeahladygaga)
this is what I’ll be doing to this job…CAN’T WAIT TO LEEEEAAAVVVVVEEEEE!

I loved this a lot —- but mostly because they are exactly like my grandparents.
ESPECIALLY little Ellie. Like, that looks just like my Grandmother. And she was a mischeivous little thing too. It’s sooo perfect.
we can NOT stop watching this….& the fact that its Blu~Ray doesn’t help